Everything Wrong With Geostorm In 20 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published: 24 May 2018
  • If you think you've already seen Geostorm before, you have... even if you haven't. It's 2012, The Day After Tomorrow, The Core, and somehow even worse than those films. And sinful as HELL.

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Comments • 4 722

  • Jeff Allen
    Jeff Allen  22 hours back

    1:45 "How is that equivalent to sticking your finger in a dike"

    I'm confused, what do lesbians fingerbanging (aka. "sticking your finger in a dike") have to do with 'Geostorms"????

    Furthermore, Lesbians seem to be heavily involved in climate disasters. For example, 2005's Hurricane Katrina was exacerbated by the 'failure of the dikes'...

    • Monkey Robots Inc.
      Monkey Robots Inc.  3 days back

      4:20 lmao. stupid fucking movie.

      • Lets play Indie Games Channel

        this movie is almost as bad as 2012

        • Elle Bryant
          Elle Bryant  5 days back

          Hey wasn't that the PLOT to THE LAST ( HIGHLANDER MOVIE ).

          • Aiden
            Aiden  7 days back

            0:00 - 0:45 Brought to you by Greta Thunberg!

            • Tom Larson
              Tom Larson  1 weeks back

              Was this a documentary? Yes. It was. And will be for all time.

              • Tjeerd Eijsink
                Tjeerd Eijsink  2 weeks back

                Everything wrong with Dutch Boy..... 😂😂

                • M T
                  M T  2 weeks back

                  I guess the new trend in acting is to tilt your head and look stressed when spewing your lines. How boring.

                  • Bethany Gabrielle
                    Bethany Gabrielle  2 weeks back

                    ‘Government authority figure has to track down the one person who can do the job, but he’s living in a shack in Florida and working on a vintage car’ cliche 😂💀

                    • MyTruckinLife ACE
                      MyTruckinLife ACE  2 weeks back

                      It’s funny that a SJW climate change movie uses a bunch of bombs to blow up a hurricane. Yet the thought of President Trump possibly asking out loud if blowing up a hurricane could work. Is like the craziest idea ever.

                      • HeyNowLookHere
                        HeyNowLookHere  2 weeks back

                        Feels like Chinese movie acted out by white actors.

                        • Midnight Sonnet
                          Midnight Sonnet  3 weeks back

                          This movie is pretty bad, but I still think 2012 was a way worse movie.

                          • Shreerag K
                            Shreerag K  3 weeks back

                            LANGUAGE

                            • Lucas
                              Lucas  4 weeks back

                              1:43 that sounds so wrong, if you dont understand, Google the adult meaning of dike I think it's spelled differently

                              • Kate Blank
                                Kate Blank  4 weeks back

                                It is "than you and I". It is big. You and I are big. It is bigger than you and I are.

                                • X A N the Alien
                                  X A N the Alien  4 weeks back

                                  Watch centipede.

                                  • R
                                    R  4 weeks back

                                    Geostorm is like if the tornado scene from Sharkboy and Lavagirl was its own movie

                                    • Carlos Espinal-rosales
                                      Carlos Espinal-rosales  1 months back

                                      Well dont we know it all its just a movie. Its entertainment get over it bruhbruh.. Do a review on End Games pls

                                      • Tifany S
                                        Tifany S  1 months back

                                        Everything is wrong with this movie. It's so bad.

                                        • ChrisTheBeast 95
                                          ChrisTheBeast 95  1 months back

                                          How about you shut the fuck up and stop saying movies are shit

                                          • andy borchetta
                                            andy borchetta  1 months back

                                            Cinema sins:Geo storm in 20 minutes or less






                                            Video:20.22 seconds

                                            • SeaJay Oceans
                                              SeaJay Oceans  1 months back

                                              You know, your after end joke spoof cut scenes could be made into their own thing... :-) Inserting funny dialog into silly movie scenes - Spoof parody - it's fair use ! :-D

                                              • SeaJay Oceans
                                                SeaJay Oceans  1 months back

                                                Well, build floating armored golfball ocean mega cities then.... and some floating orbital towns... kinda in a pinch because of the bone loss and zero G.

                                                • Betty Schneider
                                                  Betty Schneider  1 months back

                                                  Can they scare us anymore! 😰😨😱 that's all they like to do! They control the weather as a weapon with HARRP 🌉 and put in our face! 😲.... Cool 😎 video 📹 I am glad you find things wrong with evil 😈👿👹👺 Hollywood! 🎭🎪📖🎬📚🎶🎤🎧🎼🎵🎹🎻🎺🎸

                                                  • Little luke
                                                    Little luke  1 months back

                                                    These movies are getting so freaking dumb....I don't know if Hollywood thinks people are this dumb or they are trying to dumb people down more then they already were. Either way this much dumbness is toxic. Much more toxic than any toxic femininity or masculinity. It's toxic Hollywoodity. Weinstein got to start making better movies or nobody will care.

                                                    • Peter Burton
                                                      Peter Burton  1 months back

                                                      One of the worst movies I have ever seen.

                                                      • drewski west
                                                        drewski west  1 months back

                                                        i usually hate your videos but the few seconds of pixie's where is my mind and david bowie's major tom at the extra end credits earned you 2 wins.

                                                        • Corruption The Bot
                                                          Corruption The Bot  1 months back

                                                          We gonna talk about why a government agent has an RPG in the trunk of his car?

                                                          • Dave Post
                                                            Dave Post  1 months back

                                                            When a person gets hit by a car, they get thrown in the direction the car was travelling, not in the opposite direction.

                                                            • GryphonBrokewing
                                                              GryphonBrokewing  1 months back

                                                              Hit the "Like" on "Incorrect Grammar Nazi". Nice work, CinemaSins.

                                                              • Maybe its Just me
                                                                Maybe its Just me  1 months back

                                                                Geo Storm=Propaganda flop

                                                                • Zachary Cornman
                                                                  Zachary Cornman  1 months back

                                                                  Wow glad I never watched the movie lol

                                                                  • sangwoo jung
                                                                    sangwoo jung  2 months back

                                                                    The time for this movie is 20:22
                                                                    The title lied lmao

                                                                    • Oof
                                                                      Oof  2 months back

                                                                      I didn't watch the movie but why did the project backfire and almost destroy the whole world?

                                                                      • Daniel Grigg
                                                                        Daniel Grigg  2 months back

                                                                        9:45 Gerard Butler's Scottish accent is winning that battle more conclusively than William Wallace won the Battle of Stirling (Bridge) in Braveheart.

                                                                        • KrilleTV
                                                                          KrilleTV  2 months back

                                                                          *_CLICKBAIT!! THE VIDEO IS _**_20:22_**_ NOT _**_20:00_**_ OR LESS!!! DISLIKE IMMIDIATELY!_*

                                                                          • tacocat
                                                                            tacocat  2 months back

                                                                            I would rather see 5 million people die than one dog

                                                                            • Stazzy
                                                                              Stazzy  2 months back

                                                                              Greta Thunberg's favorite movie

                                                                              • Bruno Jones
                                                                                Bruno Jones  2 months back

                                                                                Who else watches the videos to see the movie

                                                                                • deleteyrself1
                                                                                  deleteyrself1  2 months back

                                                                                  Why are they shooting a hurricane lol

                                                                                  • KrAUSerMike
                                                                                    KrAUSerMike  2 months back

                                                                                    Wow didn't know that they had Greta Thunberg narrate the movie!

                                                                                    • That Guy With Email
                                                                                      That Guy With Email  2 months back

                                                                                      10:34
                                                                                      "I was fucking her shitting while wearing your shit-in and sucking my own cock and fucking off the dog, who was sucking off the shit."

                                                                                      What the fuck?

                                                                                      • That Guy With Email
                                                                                        That Guy With Email  2 months back

                                                                                        Yeah! Fuck those dumb Americans that have invented every last important invention of the 20th and 21st Century.
                                                                                        Those ASSHOLES!

                                                                                        • Captain Shadowfox
                                                                                          Captain Shadowfox  2 months back

                                                                                          9:54, anyone got a hint on what the song part might be/belong to?

                                                                                          • ITS YA BOI
                                                                                            ITS YA BOI  2 months back

                                                                                            This is what AOC and Greta has been warning us about!! Wake up sheeple!!1!1!!!1!

                                                                                            • Charlie Bovitz
                                                                                              Charlie Bovitz  2 months back

                                                                                              💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

                                                                                              • 80 subscribers without any videos challenge : D

                                                                                                Thank god people are talking about this movie I HATED IT.

                                                                                                • Nguyễn Tấn Phát
                                                                                                  Nguyễn Tấn Phát  2 months back

                                                                                                  They have gun on the weather satellite 🛰