Everything Wrong With Tarzan In 12 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published: 30 June 2016
  • In order to mark the release of the new live-action Tarzan movie, which somehow stars Samuel L. Jackson, we went looking for sins in Disney's animated version. Guess what? Found plenty.

    Next week: Western sins and animated sins... both mostly recent.

    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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  • Blobbert Mcblob
    Blobbert Mcblob  1 days back

    Fun fact: in the original story, Clayton is Tarzans cousin and was actually going to marry Jane.

    • Lady Onikara
      Lady Onikara  3 days back

      I think Tarzan could go one-on-one with a big gorilla, because he's got to be in great shape growing up in the jungle, even for a human. The guy had a literal jungle gym his whole life.

      • R I N
        R I N  5 days back

        You’re telling me a leopard wouldn’t w r e c k a human? He came of of that fight with like no scars. Heck, house cats ACCIDENTALLY make us bleed.

        • Sapphire Belli
          Sapphire Belli  6 days back

          "I said he could stay, that doesn't make him my son."
          "...Dad?"
          I felt that. XD

          • Alister 1
            Alister 1  1 weeks back

            'And you get a waterfall! And you get a waterfall!!!' 😂😂😂

            • Funny Cobra
              Funny Cobra  1 weeks back

              2:53 that is the scariest thing I have ever seen😟

              • Akos Nagy
                Akos Nagy  1 weeks back

                CinemaSins: What does Disney have against wild cats? Sabor, Shere Khan... Tigger. Watch Winnie The Pooh again, you'll see what i mean.
                Me: I've watched Winnie The Pooh 80 million times after this and i still don't get what you mean. >:(

                • Zeref Dragneel
                  Zeref Dragneel  1 weeks back

                  8:07 her falling down could actually be smart writing on disneys part b/c of this:




                  Here’s what you should do the moment you’ve encountered a gorilla:


                  Slowly crouch down and make yourself small.
                  Avert your gaze from any nearby gorilla and look away. Attempt to look disinterested.
                  Gradually create distance between you and the gorillas without making any sudden moves.
                  Those simple behaviors tell a gorilla that you’re not a threat, and that you have no interest in challenging it. If it does charge you, and it’s not a bluff (most are), turn away from it and lower yourself all the way to the ground. Go limp if it decides to examine you. Eventually it will get bored of you and move on.


                  No matter what, never:


                  Run from the gorilla.
                  Show your teeth.
                  Raise your arms and try to make yourself look bigger.
                  Scream and shout.
                  Thump your chest in return—not even as a joke.
                  Those actions may provoke the gorilla to defend its territory and you’ll probably get seriously hurt. Fortunately, gorilla attacks are very rare (even in zoos and sanctuaries) and most attacks are provoked or defensive in nature.

                  • handanhan 2001
                    handanhan 2001  2 weeks back

                    BOI GET READY TO CATCH THESE HANDS

                    • handanhan 2001
                      handanhan 2001  2 weeks back

                      If he says anything bad about the soundtrack being entirely Phil Collins, I’m gonna throw hands.

                      • Daniel M
                        Daniel M  2 weeks back

                        that was actually a nice little nod to the band Jane's Addiction at the end. nice

                        • Soviet Suka
                          Soviet Suka  3 weeks back

                          13 mins bitch

                          • KAZ Vorpal
                            KAZ Vorpal  3 weeks back

                            Okay, I forgive all transgressions for the Nothing's Shocking reference. Everyone knows Ritual de lo Habitual, but only the wisest of the wise were following them for their previous album.

                            • leoo olong
                              leoo olong  4 weeks back

                              That elephant hoof part made me laugh so much

                              • Darthbruder
                                Darthbruder  4 weeks back

                                I don’t care what you say, this will always be one of my favorite movies.

                                • Matthew Davies
                                  Matthew Davies  4 weeks back

                                  Isn't this a reverse of Pocahontas?!

                                  • cervidae
                                    cervidae  4 weeks back

                                    Lol, I think those animals with the red eyes were tarsiers, not sugar gliders.

                                    • Erik Galicia Rubio
                                      Erik Galicia Rubio  4 weeks back

                                      I sin the fact that Tarzan hadn't ever brush his teeth when he first kissed Jane.

                                      • Sinley
                                        Sinley  4 weeks back

                                        112 is the emergency number of Finland

                                        • Icey
                                          Icey  1 months back

                                          8:07 You would sin the movie either way

                                          • Mani H
                                            Mani H  1 months back

                                            The piranha conversation was a play on elephants being wise. (Know it alls). But otherwise- yes😂

                                            • Kevin Mandujano Delgado
                                              Kevin Mandujano Delgado  1 months back

                                              Also, what are lemurs doing in Africa? They're only native to Madagascar aren't they?

                                              • NPR Luis
                                                NPR Luis  1 months back

                                                So was tarzan a virgin until he met Jane or was he clapping dem gorilla cheeks?

                                                • Shading Ppl
                                                  Shading Ppl  1 months back

                                                  Leopard? It’s scientifically jaguar

                                                  • Stacy Ragdoll
                                                    Stacy Ragdoll  1 months back

                                                    4:40 the whater was shallow then deep when the elephants freeakdout (in the movie). Should be atleast 10 sins..
                                                    And are there gators in Kongo/ The African Continent?

                                                    • Felix Jorge Garcia Almgren

                                                      10:38 well for one an extra sin because no human could hold back a sliver back gorilla and let’s add another sin because I had to write this because it wasn’t to obvious already apparently

                                                      • Micho Black
                                                        Micho Black  1 months back

                                                        7:40 XD

                                                        • douglaspkillah
                                                          douglaspkillah  1 months back

                                                          Play Prince of Egypt song during the end. Doesn’t have an everything wrong with Prince of Egypt.🤔

                                                          • SpiderNate
                                                            SpiderNate  1 months back

                                                            Ok so a gorilla would be a leopard in a fight any day

                                                            • Denise Mack
                                                              Denise Mack  1 months back

                                                              This crap is 13 minutes

                                                              • Ermie games and blogs
                                                                Ermie games and blogs  1 months back

                                                                Oh no you forgot one the girl talked with a British accent and Tarzan talked with an American accent.

                                                                • Woofy Jimenez
                                                                  Woofy Jimenez  1 months back

                                                                  Boi u said 12m but it is 13m bitch!

                                                                  • EJ
                                                                    EJ  1 months back

                                                                    Here is something else wrong with Tarzan, why doesn’t Tarzan get a boner around Jane? So 113 Sins

                                                                    • Shanti Cardoza
                                                                      Shanti Cardoza  1 months back

                                                                      Disney messes our innocent childhood....... pervert pedos in disguise

                                                                      • Countryhick777
                                                                        Countryhick777  1 months back

                                                                        Didn’t sin the fact that a double barrel shotgun shot more than two times in a row

                                                                        • Matticus Madness
                                                                          Matticus Madness  1 months back

                                                                          Only 3 sins for ‘Trashin’ the Camp’, I expected more from you, not gonna lie.

                                                                          • Justin Wilson
                                                                            Justin Wilson  1 months back

                                                                            Tarzan is actually set in the mid 1800’s so yh read up on your Disney mate

                                                                            • Trenton Blevins
                                                                              Trenton Blevins  1 months back

                                                                              You're a husband

                                                                              • DCFUKSURMOM/BENDER
                                                                                DCFUKSURMOM/BENDER  1 months back

                                                                                i was laughing during Tarzan's falling scene because i already knew you were going to say "Tarzan survives this"

                                                                                • Sna K47
                                                                                  Sna K47  1 months back

                                                                                  Every thing is rong with this movie

                                                                                  • Kasper
                                                                                    Kasper  1 months back

                                                                                    4:52 to 5:10
                                                                                    Yes. The answer is yes. You would score bonus points for using the right name, but you've already proven yourself superior to movie.

                                                                                    • Scree Ree
                                                                                      Scree Ree  2 months back

                                                                                      12 mins or left?
                                                                                      *13 minutes*

                                                                                      • Szymon Pelczynski
                                                                                        Szymon Pelczynski  2 months back

                                                                                        Gorrilla vs leopard
                                                                                        Gorrilla wins

                                                                                        • Amazing Fudge
                                                                                          Amazing Fudge  2 months back

                                                                                          4:44
                                                                                          You get a waterfall and you get a waterfall and you get a-
                                                                                          You get the picture

                                                                                          • Wasps for Eyes
                                                                                            Wasps for Eyes  2 months back

                                                                                            3:28 Sugar gliders are Native to Australia, Indonesia, and the surrounding islands. It's likely that those were Aye-Aye.

                                                                                            • Boo Idk
                                                                                              Boo Idk  2 months back

                                                                                              I just laughed when you said no matter how much you like someone always love civilization

                                                                                              • Amy Chang
                                                                                                Amy Chang  2 months back

                                                                                                You missed a sin

                                                                                                When Tarzan is fighting, he gets a scar. Some time later, the scar disapears

                                                                                                • movieditz
                                                                                                  movieditz  2 months back

                                                                                                  i'm doing tarzan for my school.
                                                                                                  this movie is terrible i-