Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

Doctor Mike when doing CPR: Chest Compressions Chest Compressions Chest Compressions
The other Doctors: Shock him Shock him!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor Mike: Chest Compressions save lives electricity kills people

About the UK one yes it's because Brexit but I still wheezed cus I'm irish

My phone battery does last longer than my friends relationships

Miiiike! It'd be hard to roast you, Mike. You're the kind of man . . . who is so witty, charismatic, sexy, really really handsome, polite, caring & intelligent, full of wild, sweet joy but well balanced good sense who just intimidates the hell out of me! I even get a bit sweaty & nervous just watching you . . . and Honey, I've been deliriously, happily, faithfully married for 37 years! ! ! ! Still, I'm profoundly affected by you (Yeeeess, I'm 65 & most likely older than your grandmother but there you have it.) so don't worry - no stalking for this ol' bird. Honestly, I look forward to seeing more of your shows. I very much respect your advice & I love your Reddit readings and reactions.

#teamtrees

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

“Burn on you... ma’am..” 🤣🤣🤣

If he’s got a big forehead then I am not sure what I have ahaha.

You laugh like my uncle sometimes

You can’t 1v1 in apex casual

I love it how he doesn’t take offense he just laughs. That’s what makes me smile when watching him.

Tbh all of these are so stupid, but they are hilarious🤣🤣😂😂

You look like the type of person to wear his shoes sock>shoe>sock>shoe instead of sock>sock>shoe>shoe

On ps4

mishka.. is this.. that one girls (brittany) ex bf who claimed to be a doctor.. shane dawson anyone?

I would roast your eyebrows but you don’t have any.

Lol. I loved all of these. I had a crappy day and this definitely gave me some good laughs.

My mom works for the America Red Cross

I'm dead that dating app notification

My names jeremiah

If I had to describe your personality with a spice, it would be flour.

what a boomer

“So burn on you bi- ma’am” LMAO 😂

I been playing apex since season 1 lol what a bot I have 93 wins

Guys you're so funny, i can't 😂 made my day

"Might be time to stop buying shirts in children's sizes."

Dr. Mike: *nOOO*
: *cHILDREN SIZES*

You are like the literal real life JD from scrubs

You'd get much better results asking /r/RoastMe than asking other social media. Just an fyi if you ever want to do this again.

Jacksfilms but a russian dentist

Could we please get a video where you just speak Russian? ♥️♥️♥️

ROFL.....

you're as bad at roasts as the is at the flu is at not making kids sick

your so lazy when someone needed CPR you didn't want to do it so you just stopped his lounges completely

you're so ugly'' you''' had to get plastic surgery

But bad accent

4:17 😂😂😂

gets upset about your instead of you're, then types too instead of to

I’ll roast you




If you come to my house I’ll put you in the fireplace




Love ya

u look like the type of guy to bring ur own bunsen burner to chemistry in high school

(stolen roast)

10:00 you see that 69

*5:52* we see what you did there



FOR THE SAKE OF DEMOBILIZATION !!! Stop

5:06 .....man..that was rough

When you were born the doctor said "he's a treasure"and your mom said "yeah let's bury it"

this feels like a boom roasted moment from the office, and I support it :)

4:29😂😂😂

Man, these were pretty weak to be honest:


If Mike ruled the world the golden rule would be replaced with "chest compressions."

You look like you snort Vicks.

no.

Other Doctors - don't kiss a dog's mouth ull get dieaseas
Doctor Mike - who cares