Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

  • Published: 03 November 2019
  • If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.

    Please submit more burns down below, I just might chime in =]

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Comments • 6 902

  • Kinote Gm
    Kinote Gm  23 minutes back

    Doctor Mike when doing CPR: Chest Compressions Chest Compressions Chest Compressions
    The other Doctors: Shock him Shock him!!!!!!!!!!
    Doctor Mike: Chest Compressions save lives electricity kills people

    • Caoimhe Murray
      Caoimhe Murray  2 hours back

      About the UK one yes it's because Brexit but I still wheezed cus I'm irish

      • MaReA WaLlAcE dA cHiCkEn NuGgEt

        My phone battery does last longer than my friends relationships

        • Antoinette Marlow
          Antoinette Marlow  4 hours back

          Miiiike! It'd be hard to roast you, Mike. You're the kind of man . . . who is so witty, charismatic, sexy, really really handsome, polite, caring & intelligent, full of wild, sweet joy but well balanced good sense who just intimidates the hell out of me! I even get a bit sweaty & nervous just watching you . . . and Honey, I've been deliriously, happily, faithfully married for 37 years! ! ! ! Still, I'm profoundly affected by you (Yeeeess, I'm 65 & most likely older than your grandmother but there you have it.) so don't worry - no stalking for this ol' bird. Honestly, I look forward to seeing more of your shows. I very much respect your advice & I love your Reddit readings and reactions.

          • Lily van Lohuizen
            Lily van Lohuizen  5 hours back



            • This Is Ashley
              This Is Ashley  6 hours back

              “Burn on you... ma’am..” 🤣🤣🤣

              • Daisy Productions
                Daisy Productions  6 hours back

                If he’s got a big forehead then I am not sure what I have ahaha.

                • Cesar Hernandez
                  Cesar Hernandez  7 hours back

                  You laugh like my uncle sometimes

                  • Waluigi
                    Waluigi  8 hours back

                    You can’t 1v1 in apex casual

                    • BadAtGames Yeet
                      BadAtGames Yeet  9 hours back

                      I love it how he doesn’t take offense he just laughs. That’s what makes me smile when watching him.

                      • McKayla Nuernberg
                        McKayla Nuernberg  9 hours back

                        Tbh all of these are so stupid, but they are hilarious🤣🤣😂😂

                        • When Eggs Lay Chickens
                          When Eggs Lay Chickens  10 hours back

                          You look like the type of person to wear his shoes sock>shoe>sock>shoe instead of sock>sock>shoe>shoe

                          • Brison Goodman
                            Brison Goodman  10 hours back

                            On ps4

                            • Hailie Overstreet
                              Hailie Overstreet  10 hours back

                              mishka.. is this.. that one girls (brittany) ex bf who claimed to be a doctor.. shane dawson anyone?

                              • Asain Broom
                                Asain Broom  10 hours back

                                I would roast your eyebrows but you don’t have any.

                                • BattleAlpaca17
                                  BattleAlpaca17  11 hours back

                                  Lol. I loved all of these. I had a crappy day and this definitely gave me some good laughs.

                                  • Amaya Nicole
                                    Amaya Nicole  12 hours back

                                    My mom works for the America Red Cross

                                    • John Doe
                                      John Doe  12 hours back

                                      I'm dead that dating app notification

                                      • Jerimyah Farrar
                                        Jerimyah Farrar  13 hours back

                                        My names jeremiah

                                        • General Kenobi
                                          General Kenobi  14 hours back

                                          If I had to describe your personality with a spice, it would be flour.

                                          • TheRedLion
                                            TheRedLion  14 hours back

                                            what a boomer

                                            • Emily clanton
                                              Emily clanton  14 hours back

                                              “So burn on you bi- ma’am” LMAO 😂

                                              • Jamie Hanratty
                                                Jamie Hanratty  14 hours back

                                                I been playing apex since season 1 lol what a bot I have 93 wins

                                                • Julie
                                                  Julie  14 hours back

                                                  Guys you're so funny, i can't 😂 made my day

                                                  • I am Adam
                                                    I am Adam  15 hours back

                                                    "Might be time to stop buying shirts in children's sizes."

                                                    Dr. Mike: *nOOO*
                                                    : *cHILDREN SIZES*

                                                    • Jonathan Perry
                                                      Jonathan Perry  15 hours back

                                                      You are like the literal real life JD from scrubs

                                                      • Dangshnizzle
                                                        Dangshnizzle  15 hours back

                                                        You'd get much better results asking /r/RoastMe than asking other social media. Just an fyi if you ever want to do this again.

                                                        • Mike KSP
                                                          Mike KSP  16 hours back

                                                          Jacksfilms but a russian dentist

                                                          • Irene Koot
                                                            Irene Koot  16 hours back

                                                            Could we please get a video where you just speak Russian? ♥️♥️♥️

                                                            • Randall K
                                                              Randall K  16 hours back


                                                              • Naruto the Ninja
                                                                Naruto the Ninja  17 hours back

                                                                you're as bad at roasts as the is at the flu is at not making kids sick

                                                                • Naruto the Ninja
                                                                  Naruto the Ninja  17 hours back

                                                                  your so lazy when someone needed CPR you didn't want to do it so you just stopped his lounges completely

                                                                  • Naruto the Ninja
                                                                    Naruto the Ninja  17 hours back

                                                                    you're so ugly'' you''' had to get plastic surgery

                                                                    • Алексей Боярко

                                                                      But bad accent

                                                                      • Abdullah Ejaz
                                                                        Abdullah Ejaz  21 hours back

                                                                        4:17 😂😂😂

                                                                        • E H
                                                                          E H  23 hours back

                                                                          gets upset about your instead of you're, then types too instead of to

                                                                          • Creative Crafting with Krisann

                                                                            I’ll roast you

                                                                            If you come to my house I’ll put you in the fireplace

                                                                            Love ya

                                                                            • dan x
                                                                              dan x  1 days back

                                                                              u look like the type of guy to bring ur own bunsen burner to chemistry in high school

                                                                              (stolen roast)

                                                                              • Baxter Povey
                                                                                Baxter Povey  1 days back

                                                                                10:00 you see that 69

                                                                                • Mihir Kulkarni
                                                                                  Mihir Kulkarni  1 days back

                                                                                  *5:52* we see what you did there

                                                                                  FOR THE SAKE OF DEMOBILIZATION !!! Stop

                                                                                  • •Gacha Coco Chip•
                                                                                    •Gacha Coco Chip•  1 days back

                                                                                    5:06 was rough

                                                                                    • jj Misolas
                                                                                      jj Misolas  1 days back

                                                                                      When you were born the doctor said "he's a treasure"and your mom said "yeah let's bury it"

                                                                                      • Sydney Loemker
                                                                                        Sydney Loemker  1 days back

                                                                                        this feels like a boom roasted moment from the office, and I support it :)

                                                                                        • Book Worm
                                                                                          Book Worm  1 days back


                                                                                          • Dilan Gilluly
                                                                                            Dilan Gilluly  1 days back

                                                                                            Man, these were pretty weak to be honest:

                                                                                            If Mike ruled the world the golden rule would be replaced with "chest compressions."

                                                                                            • Cut Throat Charlie
                                                                                              Cut Throat Charlie  1 days back

                                                                                              You look like you snort Vicks.

                                                                                              • thassa lot of sodium
                                                                                                thassa lot of sodium  1 days back


                                                                                                • Hung over
                                                                                                  Hung over  1 days back

                                                                                                  Other Doctors - don't kiss a dog's mouth ull get dieaseas
                                                                                                  Doctor Mike - who cares